Sunday, July 03, 2005
**45 Things a girl wished guys knew**
1. Dont tell us when you think other girls are hot
2.Whenever possible please say what you need to say during the commercials
3.If you dont act like soap opera guys than dont expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models
4.Mark anniversaries on a calendar
5.There is no such thing as too much spooning
6.We think about you all the time
7.This is how we see it: Dont Call=Dont Care
8.Which also means if we dont call, take the hint
9.We like you to be a little jealous...but over possesive is not necessary
10.Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench press
11.Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave
12.Foreplay is not an option...its required
13.We're allowed to be late, you are not
14.Eye contact is key
15.Dont take longer to get ready than we do
16. Laugh at our jokes
17.Three words: honesty, honesty, and honesty
18. Girls can be groupies, guy groupies are stalkers
19.We never have to wonder if your orgasm is real
20.Do not start with us, you will not win
21.Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so
22.IF you ask nicely we usually answer that way
23.We will never have enough clothes or shoes
24.We have an excuse to act bitchy atleast once a month
25.Open the door for us no matter where we are
26.We love surprises!
27.We like to be kissed softley, not with an iron tongue
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, they usually mean the most
29.Boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, never white-titeys
30.Clean your room before we come over
31.Always brush your teeth before you see us, clean teeth and a fresh mouth are a must
32.Even though you are sometimes and insensite and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are
33.Sensitive guys are great, but crying more than we do during a movie is going overboard
34.Sometimes no really means no
35.Wife beaters are not an adequate form of fashion..when you go out
36.IF we wanted to be on video tape we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
37.Dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough
38.It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays
39. Guys who are good cuddlers know how to statisfy a girl
40."Fat Chicks" have feelings too
41.Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to, you did something wrong
42.The excuse I cant dance, is unacceptable-we'll appreciate just the fact that your trying
43.Just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean she isnt waiting by the phone
44.You dont have to spend alot of it means alot
45.Dont say you love me unless you mean it
It's all true guys!
anna is in regret on Sunday, July 03, 2005
